Epilog Si Pisau Cukur.....

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Sebelum Kejadian, Selepas Kejadian.....(part 3)

Penangan ibu-ibu mengandung yang mempunyai selera tekak yang 'bapak' besar!!!

Gerun aku tengok mulut ikan merah nie......

Gerun-gerun pun, abis gak makan!!!hahahaha.....

Lokasi : Jalan Kampung Attap

Tarikh : 5 Mei 2008

Waktu : lebih kurang 1.00pm....

Aku.....

Aku adalah seperti di bawah....

Born in : April = Sexy

~Suave and compromising.

~Funny and humorous.

~Stubborn.

~Very talkative.

~Calm and cool.

~Kind and sympathetic.

~Concerned and detaile

~Loyal.

~Does work well with others.

~Very confident.

~Sensitive.

~Positive Attitude.

~Thinking generous.

~Good memory.

~Clever and knowledgeable.

~Loves to look for information.

~Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh.

~Able to motivate oneself and o thers.

~Understanding.

~Fun to be around.

~Outgoing.

~Hyper.

~Bubbly personality.

~Secretive.

~Boy/girl crazy.

~Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling.

~Systematic.

~Hot but has brains.

Entri kali ini adalah lebih kepada luahan perasaan aku sahaja....
Kerana aku sangat bengang dengan Karpal Singh, selepas aku baca paper arini...
Selepas mempertikaikan tindakan Sultan Perak atas isu arahan pertukaran Pengarah JAIP, kali nie dia mempertikaikan pulak titah ucapan Yang di-Pertuan Agong dalam perasmian persidangan Parlimen ke-12 baru-baru ini.....

What da hell happen wif this failure?!?! What's wrong wif him?!?!
All i know is he is just an ordinary indian guy who never had any respect to the King in his country of living....because his root of family tree, which is came from main land of India, is a one big country wif no KING at all!!! the migration of his great-great-granddaddy to this Tanah Melayu is also bring the 'no-respect-to-king-since-we-don't-have-one' attitude.....
and that is why he never has any respect to our Royal Highness....
He never knows that KING is everything to the country because he never had that kind of spirit - 'national belongings'.....all he had is just 'self-belonging' ...!!!

Bagi aku...tak salah kalo fahaman politik berbeza....tapi jangan sampai menderhaka kepada sultan sudahlah......Si Karpal nie tak pernah ada rasa hormat kepada raja coz negara asal usul tok nenek dia pun mana ada raja dah skang....dah lama dah takda sejak Kolonial Inggeris memerintah....sedangkan Tanah Melayu masih mempunyai raja dan sultan even masa pemerintahan Inggeris dulu-dulu....Betapa orang Melayu tetap utuh mempertahankan kedaulatan raja dan sultannya....

Tak pernah sekali-kali pun raja dan sultan Melayu mencari musuh dengan raja India mahupun Maharaja China zaman dulu-dulu....malah lagi menjalinkan hubungan baik ada ler! Tetapi rayat kedua-dua negara tersebut yang sekarang dah 'bersarang' di Tanah Melayu ini sungguh berani mempersoalkan kedaulatan raja dan sultan melayu....

Nampak sangat si Karpal nie tak pernah hafal Rukun Negara.....dan aku yakin, dia memang tak akan pernah hafal lagu 'Negaraku' pun.....!!! Shame on u......

Papepun.....Daulat Tuanku!!!

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

10 Things I Hate About You......

I hate the way you talk to me

And the way you cut your hair

I hate the way you drive my car

I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb combat boots

And the way you read my mind

I hate you so much that it makes me sick

It even makes me rhyme

I hate the way you're always right

I hate it when you lie

I hate it when you make me laugh

Even worse when you make me cry

I hate the way you're not around

And the fact that you didn't call

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you

Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

P/S : Dedicated to my luvly hubby..... - this poem is REALLY HIM!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Mari Meng'google'......

Inilah 'hasilnya' kalo dah memang takde sangat dah keje kat opis.....

Peta umah parent aku kat Gombak.....cool.....hehehehe......

Peta umah mertua aku kat Merlimau, tapi aku tak tau ler celah mana umah mertua aku tu....Ikut suka ler nak spot kat mana-mana pun.....

Peta umah aku kat Cheras....tapi aku rasa masa nie umah aku still under constuction kot....so maybe takde lagi dalam peta....

First.......Second.......

First look before bought it :-
'' It's beautiful.....i'm gonna buy it....."

First impression while bought it :-
" I hope he will like it....try to seduce him....hehehe....ermmm...."

First feeling after bought it :-
" Hope he will say that this thing really suit me....make him surprise!"

First word he say after wore it :-
" Eeee......u buy it?!?!?!''

First thought after wore it :-
"erkkkk......."- with a bit weirdo face expression....

Second word he say after wore it :-
" If u are still slim, i will............."

Second thought after wore it :-
'' ermmmm......just ignore what he'd said....just forget my effort to seduce....just forget it!"

Second feeling after wore it :-
" Maybe it's my mistake.....i should not buy it at first....."